Spanking Machine

Its been a concept that I’ve thought of for a number of years now – a machine that can deliver spankings.   It would always deliver the perfect spanking.  Just dial in the strength, duration and speed and strap yourself in and the machine will deliver.  No extra strokes for moving, no getting off lightly if the HOH thinks enough strokes have been administered.  Just a perfect spanking from a machine with no emotions and perfect aim. Continue reading

Self Spanking

Spanking yourself – have you done it?   I mentioned it in a previous post and in the poll about self spanking. Continue reading

Tawse Tests

With her new Strict Bitch inner strength and a day off, C has been practising with the tawses.

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Mr and Mrs Smith

No, not us!   The one with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.  C wants a secret drawer just like Mrs Smith has under the cooker in which she can keep all her implements neatly packed and ready to handle the next bottom spanking mission.

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Effective Spanking Implements

We have a reasonable collection of spanking implements – I think they’re reasonable, but then I don’t know anyone that I can compare with.   The implement collection used to be called the spanky toys, but now most of our implements are purpose built instruments for punishing bare bottoms.

The main implements in the collection are:

  • Mistress Strap
  • Dominator Strap
  • Glasgow Strap
  • 2 tailed Lochgelly Tawse (M)
  • 2 tailed Lochgelly Tawse (H)
  • 3 tailed Lochgelly Tawse (H)
  • OTK Dragon Cane
  • Dragon Cane
  • Black Leather Slapper
  • Loopy Johnny
  • Riding Crop

I’ve listed them here in no particular order, just how I remembered and thought of them, however I’m going to put labels on them and categorise them. Continue reading

Purchasing Experience

We recently purchased some new implements and in this post I’d like to share that experience with you.

In short, the overall purchasing experience was very good and I would recommend these suppliers.

The first purchase was the Loopy Johnny from London Tanners. They use Paypal as their payment processor and you get an entry on your credit card as “Paypal *LONDONTANNE”.  An email confirms the purchase within minutes from both Paypal and the site directly.  We ordered around 2300 on a Tuesday night and by Thursday we had an email confirming that they had shipped the item.  It duly arrived on a day when there was nobody in the house and the post office took it back to their office as it wouldn’t fit in our letter box.   When I picked the item up it was wrapped in a plain cardboard box with a plain white label with my name and address handwritten.  There was a return name and address, but nothing to indicate that the package was from the London Tanners.   This is good as I’d rather that our postman didn’t know about our spanking implement purchases.    The outer cardbox package had the Loopy Johnny wrapped in tissue paper – as though it was going to come to any harm!   All in all a slick experience.

Second purchase was a pair of Dragon Canes from Quality Control.  They use a standard credit card processing system for their web shop and an email from the credit card processor and Quality Control confirms the purchase.  The credit card statement has not arrived, but from memory it has SEC-Order as the Payee.   We ordered this on the Wednesday around 2300 and the canes had arrived at our house on Saturday morning. I was expecting them that day so got up and stayed in range of the door for most of the morning.  When the post man had been and gone I thought we weren’t going to get them so went for a shower.  That was the precise moment that a special delivery arrived at the door.  As they needed a signature, the post man took them back to the post office again.   As I was going for Loopy Johnny it was not too big a deal.

The package from Quality Control was a brown cardboard tube with a neat white printed label with my name. There was also a return address with the name “Quality Control” written on it.  No big deal as it doesn’t specifically contain any reference to the products inside or the fact that we’re spankos.  A piece of bubble wraps protected the canes inside.  Another good experience.

Overall from talking about new implements in the pub on Tuesday evening to using them on Saturday night was good and no hassles.   The last thing you need is pain from purchasing implements – pain is to be delivered by C when she wants!

I would recomment Quality Control and London Tanners to anyone thinking of purchasing spanking implements.   I’ve used Quality Control before and knew what to expect.  London Tanners was a new experience and I was equally impressed by the service.  In the past I’ve also used MC Customs and their service is similiar.   Love Honey don’t tend to have the kind of specialised spanking implements that we want, however we’ve used them for other purchases and they also ship with plain wrapping and a discrete LH Trading as the supplier.  Maybe nothing says more than a plain brown cardbox package!

Happy Spankings,

A – The DisciplinedBoyfriend


In my last post here I mentioned that we’d ordered some new implements.   They have almost arrived – there’s two cards from the Post Office that indicate that I need to get down there and collect them.

C is at work today and won’t be back for at least another seven hours.  She mentioned last night that she’s going to use them as soon as she can – OK this won’t be a harsh disciplinary spanking.  Think of it more as playful experimentation on her part.

The Loopy Johnny is reputed to be silent in its application – if it is then C intends to use it in the mornings before she leaves and in the evening when she gets back and all the other times inbetween.

The canes are different.  They are not going to be silent – C is going to try them out and that is going to give her an indication of their effectiveness.

Meanwhile I have seven hours to worry about what each new implement is going feel and look like.  That should be enough time to make sure that the house is in good and all the tasks are completed so that there’s no excuse for her to use them in earnest.

A nervous A.

Week 1 Discipline, Part two

Like yesterday, Lady C wanted me home at lunchtime again.  It was a very matter of factly with little chance of misunderstanding.  She had originally intended to give me two of the “six of the bests”, but ended up giving me all three making a total of eighteen strokes. Continue reading

Punishment Sessions

Now that punishment will soon be getting administered leaves us with the dilema of when and where.  The where is a lot easier – it’ll most likely be our bedroom.  There’s more than just the two of us in the house so we are going to try the following: before Lady C sets off for work and the rest of the household is still fast asleep; when Lady C arrives back from work and the television is on and loud; any other opportune time. Continue reading