One of the non spanking implements that Lady C has at her disposal is the Humbler. The first time we ever saw a humbler in real life was when we were on holiday and spotted it in the window of a shop in York. It was obvious that it was constructed out of three wooden coathangers and looked really naff. Once we got home, I was challenged in making a humbler.
Anyone with basic wood working skills and a bit of patience can make one too. I started with a beech chopping board, about an 25mm (that’s an inch for our North American cousins). I cut two pieces about 40mm wide and clamped them side by side whilst I cut the basic profile and drilled out the centre hole. All that remained was lots of sanding and varnishing and more varnishing. The end result is a really smooth and good looking piece of wood. A couple of holes drilled at the ends allow the pieces to be held together by a pair of screw and wingnuts. Eyes were screwed to the ends just in case things needed to be attached….
The photo shows the finished humbler attached to my balls. Movement is restricted and it stops me from standing up straight unless I want to put serious stress on my testicles. I’m going to see if I can get some better photos of this device. Meanwhile you’re going to need to see it being worn. If anyone wants detailed design information or hints, just leave me a comment.