Lady C’s birthday is nearly on us again and I’m wondering what I should give her.
Obviously they’ll be a card and very likely a nice bottle of wine. We might even go out to celebrate. But what should I get as a present?
A crueller cane, a stingier strap, a tinglier tawse, powerful paddle?
Hmmm, whilst she would happily accept any or all of these on any other day of the year I don’t think she’ll appreciate them for her birthday.
I’ve got some ideas, but I think in additional to that I’m should “present”, to her so that she can have fun giving a birthday spanking. Now how old did I say she was again – hope she doesn’t pick a stroke for every year with the nasty strap.